The new site is up! The new site is up! “What new site?” you say. The new River City Studio site, thats what! Ok, open your ears, unlock your mind, and get prepared for an explosion of pure excellence and reality shattering truth.

I, Yoda, a cat, have written the site. Oh, thats right, you heard me. And they said it couldn't be done. They said a cat wasn't capable of organizing its internal ideas into coherent and tho ... more...

I don't understand Melia, and chances are looking good that this fact will never change. We have known each other for many years, as she is my roommate and fellow cat at River City Studio. I have behaved towards her in a manner that could only be described as “Chillaxed”. However, for reasons that have yet to be made fully clear to me, she treats me, at best, as a major nuisance, and at worst, a mortal enemy not only worthy of destruction, but of consta ... more...

There is a woman that works in the office by the name of Lynda, and for the life of me, I just can't figure her out. All day long she treats me like a King, giving me food, cleaning up my royal vomit, and petting me in all the right places (See prior blog entry for a detailed list of the “right places”).

Yet everyday, right around 4pm, she hunts me down, shoves a pill down my throat, and leaves! Whats the deal?!? I ha ... more...

Everyone likes to be scratched and petted, at least everyone I know. Here are my top five places that I like to be scratched and why.

1. Behind the ears.
I know, it is not original, but it works. Some people have found a way to scratch behind both ears at the same time, and let me tell you, you really can't have too much of a good thing. Let's see if I can put this in human terms. Imagine someone who can mas ... more...